Matt Hunt Gardner

If Santa is immortal, why does he present has an old man? Did he age like a human then just stop? Is 70 like the pe… https://t.co/3WysG1Pshk

Ooops, I did that again https://t.co/7525yaCtuP

RT @infomorning: This 11-year-old boy from #Bridgewater is a serious Harry Potter fan. He's started his own business making and sell… https://t.co/WSo6zsfwvo

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The lobster emoji is going to drop tomorrow. I choose it to signify that the preceding message is said with the East Coast accent.

Hey Phoneticians. Any recommendations for a good intro Phonetics textbooks?

RT @nwav47: Abstracts are rolling in! Have you submitted yours? Abstracts are due 6/1! #nwav47 #linguistics #sociolinguistics

#Yanny or #Laurel? Want to know why you hear what you hear? Linguists have a course for that: Phonetics. Come take it.

Shout out to the Guv’nor Pub for playing The Monster Mash on Cinco e Mayo.